[July 3, 2007] **BEWARE THE ARNISDALE CRYPT** Strange beings have opened a doorway in the Arnisdale crypt. Mortals have entered the doorway and never returned. Locals are terrified by the implications. "We found one corpse, all dried up and dusty. It only weighed 2 stones" -a scared farmer "I'll give you never fever, baby I'll open up your circus of silence then destroy the center ring I'll put a pause into each of your wrists and turn your world into a graveyard bless you with underground wings then curse you with peepholes flood you with alien blues kill you then let you live" -a voice from the crypt ----------------------------------------------------------------- [May 17, 2006] DR's SWEET 16 ANNIVERSARY PARTY!! Darker Realms is turning 16 and we are throwing a party! The party will run from Friday, June 9th through Sunday the 11th. Lots of activities and surprises are in the works, so check Post 20 in the Adventurers' guild over the next few weeks so you don't miss out on all the fun!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [December 2, 2003] YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED to Guilo's new home in Arnisdale. Come by and meet some of Guilo's best friends. They always seem to be hanging around! Meet the Cheat in Strongbadia, Find your way through Strong Bad's Attic Maze, Or just hang out with the Poopsmith! So if you're tired of running around killing the same old stuff and crave a little adventure or a few good laughs, stop by and visit! Directions: South of the Arnisdale churchyard and east before the Millennium Clubhouse You can't miss it! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [January 23, 2003] ADVENTURERS WANTED! To explore a realm newly discovered in Grog's mysterious green fog. A lost adventurer stumbled around for hours before tripping into an old man. "He showed me an entire town, hidden within the fog! I NEVER would have survived the dread fog fiend had it not been for that town, and its pub!" -some crotchety Eternal. Brave adventurers needed to help pave the way for future travellers, and open new markets and roads. Look for the fog! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [January 8, 2002] HIGH QUALITY MAPS FOR SALE!!! LOW LOW PRICES!!! These maps come equipped standard with Arnisdale, Old and Newland, and include closeup maps of the main towns which bear the names of the areas. These maps also come loaded with a service plan that ensures the maps will be current and up to date with the latest finds as our cartographers work round the clock to keep you satisfied! You can find these maps at the retail shop in Oldland town, the supply shop in Arnisdale, and the Flea Market in Newland! Hurry on down and pick up yours today! * * Prices and availability subject to change without warning. License available upon request. No animals were harmed in the making of these maps. Immediate relatives and friends of sales associates may not participate in promotions. In case of emergency, break glass. Sorry, CODs not accepted. Only one map per customer. Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [December 18, 2001] It has been a great disappointment to me to see bandits and ogres taking advantage of the reopening of the road to Arnisdale. Let it be known that I have opened a barracks at Ogre Pass, which is staffed by some of the very finest soldiers in the land. They will protect the many visitors to our town from the activities of these shameful rogues. Prince Roland, rightful King of Arnisdale ----------------------------------------------------------------- [October 18, 2001] The P.U.R. (People's Underground Republic) needs your help. Someone has freed the Terrible black beast of Aaaaaahh and he now guards the entrance to the cave of CaerBannog. As a reward to the adventurer who rids us of this foul menace, the P.U.R. will allow that brave soul to keep the legendary sword the beast carries - a weapon whose ego is said to be matched only by its power. To begin this task, report to our customs office west of the train station below the main shop. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [March 29, 2001] Tired of being beaten silly by everything? Want to escape it all? Then come to John Appleton's apple orchard and relax with a drop of John Appleton's finest apple cider and chat with friends. *Complimentary games of hang-man available at the tavern for every newbie. (From newland church: e, 3n, 2ne, e, ne, 5e, 2s, e) ----------------------------------------------------------------- [March 29, 2001] Think you are tough? Think Termie is a wimp? Then come to the land of Y2020 and try yourself against some real muscle. Of course, if you _are_ a wimp, then maybe you should stick with terrorizing the smurfs. You can travel to this land of fearsome foes via the Doctor's Tardis, if you dare! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [March 3, 2001] Upworlders! I, Belgar, Dwarven King, invite you to trade with us and see the wonders of our underground city. We have recently tracked a band of goblins to a cave near the city of Udan. There you may find entrance to our beloved city. Let me advise you, however, that we are a proud and strong race, and are militarily superior! You will notice that we patrol our areas regularly, and look for foes even among the tunnels near our city. Humans, dragons, and other upworlders, come and share grog with us! Belgar ----------------------------------------------------------------- [March 3, 2001] Are you tired of spending time and money to get equipment, only to have to sell it when you have to leave an hour later? Do you wish there were some place in the Realms you could call your own? Look no farther than the Solace Town Inn! Located just a few west of Tika's Tavern, we offer storage lockers for rent at very reasonable prices. We also offer special rooms you may customise as you wish and use to store items or just chat with your friends. Hope to see you soon!